Then I REALISED what the 18-year old me had read…Ciri canonically ended up in King Arthur’s world?!!!!!! Wtf…wait. no. wait????
I just discovered that they made Yennifer kidnapped Ciri in the TV show! What the fuck??? Yen??? The teaching-Ciri-about-period Yen???? The sometimes-more-a-mother-than-Geralt-could-ever-be-a-father Yennifer??????????
Also it appears that they got Ciri’s life in danger for many times in the show???? What the fucking fuck?????? The whole point of Witcher 3 is about finding Ciri and keeping her safe?!!!!! His hazarding Ciri’s life defeats the whole point of Geralt the character!!!!!!
@SilverYang 这个笑话听起来真的很苏联,因为一般的地方形容饿,是很少会想到冰箱的。只有在苏联这种工业化程度高,但同时食物供应不足的地方,才可能产生这种联想
夜景马泰拉虽然看上去比白天漂亮很多,也惊悚且intimate很多,但它确实不上相。挑挑拣拣实在翻不出什么能看的,主要是我也没拍几张。晚上在新城区吃完披萨直接沿着主路回青旅,没敢再绕小路拍照怕又迷路了。
青旅位置超好我又要说了,完全的老城区心脏位置,一推门就是老城区洞穴民居壮观群像,巧妙地既身处其间又拉开一点距离。青旅叫Fra Sassi Residence,虽然贵得要命(在南意,29,与此同时那不勒斯一晚才16)。
因为淡季,所以8人间只有我和另一个在这远程办公了两周的美国(?)印裔(?)女生住。她还赶早班机走了,于是第二天看日出和吃早餐完全是我一个人,社恐也可以毫无顾忌地在露台和厨房进进出出边观察天空边吃饭(为什么不在露台吃因为冬天太冷了)。
@gedankenexperiment ajhdkjhasjdl
对田径比赛完全没兴趣但忽然刷到了远藤大地的视频,高二收到了帝京大学的邀请,可是家里贫穷,爸妈哭着请求他不要上大学。高三在高中阶段最后的比赛跑出了好成绩收到了很多学校免除学费的邀请,出于想要回报最早发现自己的人的心理,最后去了箱根驿传成绩并不好的帝京大。
因为家里条件不好,所以大学毕业也不打算做职业选手,作为选手奔跑比赛的四年,就在大四拉下帷幕。四年的箱根驿传中,远藤大地永远只会选择四区,因为喜欢在湘南的海边奔跑,被人称为mr.湘南。
视频里放出远藤大地大四最后的比赛画面,他在湘南的海边奔跑,教练的车跟在他身后,耳朵里传来的是教练的声音:“远藤,你的箱根驿传只剩下最后一公里了,只剩短短的一公里了,你所有的努力都是为了这一刻!”与此同时镜头拉远,他的身侧是湘南闪闪发光的美丽海面,日本人真的太会挖掘体育赛事的美了……不和成绩挂钩,只是一个人努力去做喜欢的事这样无关后果的美丽。
Prose Merlin看得我失去呼吸……这甚至已经是个比较tender的结局了but still
But whan he saugh that he com nought, he was full pensif and full of hevynesse. And on a day, Sir Gawein asked what hym eiled. "Certes, nevew," seide the kynge, "I thinke on that I trowe I have loste Merlin, and that he will never more come to me; for now hath he abiden lenger than he was wonte. And gretly I am dismayed of the worde that he seide whan he fro me departed, for he seide this is the laste tyme; therfore I am in doute that he sey soth, for he ne made never lesinge of nothinge that he seide. For so helpe me God, I hadde lever lese the cité of Logres than hym. And therfore, fain wolde I wite yef eny myght hym finde fer or nygh; and therfore I praye you as derely as ye me love that ye hym seche till ye knowe the verité."
...
Whan Sir Gawein herde the voice thus speke, he thought anoon it was Merlin,
and ansuerde anoon. "Certes, it is trouthe I ought you wele for to knowe, for many tyme have I herde youre speche; and therfore I pray you that ye will apere to me so that I may yow se." "My lorde Sir Gawein," quod Merlin, "me shull ye never se; and that hevieth me sore that I may do noon other. And whan ye be departed fro hens, I shall never speke with yow no more, ne with noon other saf only with my leef. "
...
"How is that, swete frende," quod Gawein, "that ye be in this maner withholden, that noon may you delyver by no force that may be do, ne ye may not you shewe to me, that be the wisest man of the world?"
...
"Now," quod Merlin, "I beteche yow to God that kepe the Kynge Arthur
and the reame of Logres as for the best peple of the worlde."
Than departed Sir Gawein gladde and sorowful - gladde for that Merlin hadde
hym assured to be releveth from his lothlynesse, and sory for that he hadde Merlin thus loste.
补充更多关于“小圆面包上吊了”这一俄罗斯笑话的背景知识:
这个小圆面包其实不是随便哪一个小圆面包,而是一个叫做колобо́к/Kolobok/科洛博克的童话角色,来自同名俄罗斯童话,故事内容是贫穷的老奶奶和老爷爷烤了个小圆面包,但它突然有了生命,就大喊着“我不会让你们吃了我,我可以滚!”,圆圆地滚了(圆圆地滚了)……后来它一路上遇到了很多想吃掉它的动物,但它都以同样的方式逃走了,直到最后遇到一只狡猾的狐狸,狐狸跟它说“你可以坐在我脸上休息一下”,所以它就坐了上去,因此被狐狸吃掉了(好阴暗的童话结局捏)
这个故事还有另一个笑话版结局/结局笑话:小圆面包对狐狸说“不如你坐在我脸上吧 >:(”后,把狐狸吃掉了,“然后世界上的第一只肉派就被如此发明出来了”(啊啊啊啊啊啊)
总之“小圆面包上吊了”的搞笑之处就在于小圆面包科洛博克没有脖子无法上吊,而且科洛博克是以不愿就死和会圆滚滚地逃跑出名的角色,上吊对于科洛博克这一角色而言确实是个非常荒谬的选择
周五是苏格兰🏴的Burns Night,但是大暴风了,于是周六买了些食材准备做他们的传统食物Haggis,neeps and tatties(哈吉斯,芜菁和土豆)
懒人做法,微波炉搞定一切!
-我买了第二张图的哈吉斯罐头(选对罐头牌子很关键)
-Baby potatoes不去皮,对切,放碗里盖上保鲜膜,扎几个洞,微波700w 8分钟左右;拿出来用两把叉子压成土豆泥,分两次加两勺黄油,就能做出smooth的土豆泥;
-没买到芜菁,用了胡萝卜代替,可以参照上面土豆的做法,但是微波的碗里要加水,因为胡萝卜不能太干,不用加黄油,保留颗粒感;
- Whisky sauce用买的就行
得到苏格兰🏴公婆的称赞说好吃😋
注:使用的是互联网图片
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